dear future husband

working around children has forced me to compose a list of certain children's names that will not be making the cut when i call them mine.

without further ado i give you the worst best names of children at utah valley pediatrics.

charlie brown
kobe bryant
jack black
artorius
petraeus
silver brown
easton west
kastle
breez
edison bell
julajax
magestic
scholar
harley wilde
swazie
yeager
matilda peace, lucy love, and penelope sweetheart (possibly all love children)
princess
any variation of:
maddox, madyx, matix, mattis
crue, crew, krew, crews, cruise
cash, cache, caxche (so i made that one up.)
jackson, jaxon, jaxson

and my newest addition as of today?
colby jack blue.
 yep, thats a real thing. either his parents love cheese.... or they don't know a thing about it.

it just makes me grateful every day i've got a normal name free of excess "y"s and "x"s.

hope everyone's week is going swell!

dear future husband

sometimes i think of things i want my future spouse to know, like mental post it notes. like how our children won't be sporting any gaudy fake flower headbands, or that i won't drive a minivan with a decal family on the back of it. pc computers will be frowned upon... and that dishes should be rinsed out if they are going to be left in the sink. today i want FH to know i am adept at fixing cars.

i changed a tire yesterday. in a skirt.

 sometimes when you're doing something of this nature in provo boys just show up. apparate. right out of the thin air! one definitely did.... (and i tried to not make any skirt incidents happen) but he just stood back and instructed while sam and i did the grunt work. 

by the end my bangs were sweating and i was proud. 

i almost was sad to see the guy at les schwab change it. that thing was like a badge of honor! 

i off to do some more internet searches.