First off, ¡Feliz Día de La Madre! Love you, Mom!
I feel nice and satisfied right now because THIS is what I just ate.
That is right. Completely American PB and J toast (bringing PB along on this trip was definitely one of my better ideas I've had in my life) and eggs smothered in ketchup. The host parents weren't home when we got back tonight, so I took advantage of my time and cooked up some delish food on the alien stove. It was great and I ate it way too quick. :( Weekend update tomorrow!