working around children has forced me to compose a list of certain children's names that will not be making the cut when i call them mine.
without further ado i give you the worst best names of children at utah valley pediatrics.
charlie brown
kobe bryant
jack black
artorius
petraeus
silver brown
easton west
kastle
breez
edison bell
julajax
magestic
scholar
harley wilde
swazie
yeager
matilda peace, lucy love, and penelope sweetheart (possibly all love children)
princess
any variation of:
maddox, madyx, matix, mattis
crue, crew, krew, crews, cruise
cash, cache, caxche (so i made that one up.)
jackson, jaxon, jaxson
and my newest addition as of today?
colby jack blue.
yep, thats a real thing. either his parents love cheese.... or they don't know a thing about it.
it just makes me grateful every day i've got a normal name free of excess "y"s and "x"s.
hope everyone's week is going swell!
1 comment:
sending this to my pregnant sis in law. your blog is the best. is there seriously a kid named kobe bryant? how inspiring. may they grow up to be a homophobic scum who happens to be good at basketball.
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